Tuesday, January 10, 2012

John, Des Moines

Dear Insanity Wolf,

I fear I've done something rash. My girlfriend and I have been dating a while, and I found out she's pregnant. We haven't had sex in a while, and I accused her of cheating. How should I fix this?

John, Des Moines



DEAR JOHN!

DO SOMETHING RASH? DO SOMETHING RASHER! RIP THAT FETUS OUT OF THE WOMB AND DEVOUR IT. IF IT WAS YOUR CHILD, IT WOULD FIGHT YOU FOR POWER, IF IT WASN'T, THAT BITCH DESERVED TO HAVE HER GUTS FISTED! DO A DANCE AND GO FUCK A POODLE.

-INSANITY WOLF

3 comments:

  1. How do I ask on this damn thing?

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  2. ASK HOWEVER YOU DAMN WELL WANT!

    I WOULD SUGGEST YOU ASK JUST BY COMMENTING.

    YOU ARE NEW.


    I'LL PROBABLY NOTICE.

    -INSANITY WOLF

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